An Evil Pair

As many of us are struggling to make sense of our lives now as we have had children start to go to school for the first time.  It makes us realize that there really is no such thing as Peter Pan.  We cant keep the kids young forever.  This however goes against scripture though that says that we are to become as a little child.  So here is my new theory.  I will give you a hint it involves my favorite halloween movie and a mythical character.

Yes that is right my theory suggests that Father Time does in reality exsist and steals our time away.  This explains why we are always wondering where time when and why we thought that time goes slower as kids and faster as adults.  It really is the same speed just Father Time steals it.  He then has made a business contract with the Sanderson Sisters to capitalize on this time for himself and for the Sisters.  The Sanderson Sisters get to suck the lives out of little children from the time that he has already stole.  So the four of them have this business contract in all to steal our kids lives away so they can be younger!  This accounts for the unusually fast growth from an alien looking cell to school age.  So there you have it!