you rip your pants when you kneel down to pick up toy and your religion shows. Which many would think would be nice because they get to go shopping but #1 - Guy, #2 - hate "trying out" and #3 is you realize you hate yourself because you hold up pants to see how they fit and you realize that you and Fat Albert are the same size!
*for the record i dont really hate myself just hate the fat, but I LOVE the food!
2 comments:
"showing your religion"!!!! hahah, too funny!
no, i totally get it... i absolutely despise pants shopping!!!
this was funny to read, though, mostly cuz i can relate- but also because you're a great writer!
Im trying to write like you a bit cus your just the funniest. I swear you should write scripts and comic strips at the very least!
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