Friday, March 5, 2010

You Hate Yourself When...

you rip your pants when you kneel down to pick up toy and your religion shows. Which many would think would be nice because they get to go shopping but #1 - Guy, #2 - hate "trying out" and #3 is you realize you hate yourself because you hold up pants to see how they fit and you realize that you and Fat Albert are the same size!

*for the record i dont really hate myself just hate the fat, but I LOVE the food!

2 comments:

Katy said...

"showing your religion"!!!! hahah, too funny!

no, i totally get it... i absolutely despise pants shopping!!!

this was funny to read, though, mostly cuz i can relate- but also because you're a great writer!

B-Blogit said...

Im trying to write like you a bit cus your just the funniest. I swear you should write scripts and comic strips at the very least!