This is a funny email that I got. Im not too sure this would really happen but it is kind of funny! No offense intended just some humor!
Top 10 Reasons to vote for Mitt Romney
10.We can do away with these dumb secret ballots and manifest our support of the candidate "by the usual sign." And we can get rid of costly recounts by simply saying "opposed, if there be any."
9. The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service and would have dark suits, sunglasses, earpieces, and CTR rings.
8. The vice presidency would be replaced by first and second counselors.
7. At inaugural balls, everyone would have to dance a Book of Mormon apart.
6. NASA could commission a satellite to "hie to Kolob."
5. All official government prayers could include the phrase "that we all can get home safely."
4. The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also in Lemuel's terms.
3. At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible "as far as it is translated correctly."
2. All foreign policy statements would begin with "We Believe."
1. The presidential limo would be a black Suburban with a vanity plate: "RULDS2?"
1 comment:
This is very funny. I took it to work. Thanks Blake.
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