A New Life, A Crisis or A Makeover?

After a very stressful week last week I sat there on a Friday night on my couch clicking through channels on the TV.  The rest of the family was asleep and I just wanted to not think for a bit.  Then I stopped on a show that is silly and great at the same time.

I started to actually think about the show and my life.  I decided that I am going to get new glasses, get a muscle car, frost my hair, and drive around the country letting people watch me eat food!  Heck Yeah!

Seriously this dude has the best job in the country.  He doesn't have to cook it.  he doesn't have to clean it.  He doesn't have to buy it.  He might have to drive to it, but it is all expenses paid!  Where do I sign myself up for that?!?!